One Problem With Me As a Person

Kinja'd!!! "That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms" (thatbastardkurtis5)
05/26/2016 at 21:36 • Filed to: None

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Now there are many problems with me as a person, my wife will tell you that. But the main one is that when I see something that looks like this:

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My brain pretty much immediately turns it into this:

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And that makes it seem like a good thing on which to spend $500. Mainly because it looks rusty, not rotted.

Vintage stocker has been what I’ve had on the mind lately. So things like this ‘58 Fairlane, or a ‘62 Galaxie, or basically any other late 50s early 60s mid or full size American car is doing it for me.

I’ll get over it tomorrow when I have to buy a box of size 3 diapers though, and remember that those fuckers will be a part of my life for the next year or so.


DISCUSSION (10)


Kinja'd!!! Birddog > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
05/26/2016 at 21:45

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I’m with ya.. It’s like how a hoarder is blind to their messes. Sometimes I only see the finished product. Or what it could be.


Kinja'd!!! The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
05/26/2016 at 21:47

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I would do the bare minimum to make it daily drivable.


Kinja'd!!! Junkrat aka Rick Sanchez: Fury Road Edition > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
05/26/2016 at 22:43

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I have a real problem with this. I had to stop even considering projects. I will have the vision and refuse to compromise with myself or the real world. I am learning a little though, I just got my old valiant running and driving again. I just oem stuff back on it; brakes, suspension, maintenance stuff; and make it my daily driver. That should make me keep it stock and just fix stuff and have just a regular old car. It’s not restored or anything, but it is very very good shape for a 43 year old car. On the other hand, I also have an old Dodge Lancer that I want to put a 2JZ into and paint it to incorporate the tri-color Toyota colors.


Kinja'd!!! Theropod > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
05/26/2016 at 22:50

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My problem is that when I see a picture like that I think of those ads with the abandoned puppies and I think, “I must save them all!” That’s when my wife takes away my phone and my checkbook.

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Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
05/27/2016 at 01:35

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I’m glad I’m not the only one with just this one character defect. There’s a ‘65 Galaxie listed not too far away that's already done up as an old stocker that has all of my wants, but the diapers... oh, the diapers.


Kinja'd!!! BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
05/27/2016 at 04:32

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I‘m with you there:

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/tag/99p-mgb


Kinja'd!!! JR1 > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
05/27/2016 at 09:05

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Damn that is worth saving if you ask me. It is so cheap you can't go wrong!


Kinja'd!!! That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms > BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires
05/27/2016 at 09:22

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Can't beat an MGB GT for less than a quid.


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
05/27/2016 at 09:24

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Yep, I know this characteristic well.


Kinja'd!!! BiTurbo228 - Dr Frankenstein of Spitfires > That Bastard Kurtis - An Attempt to Standardize My Username Across Platforms
05/27/2016 at 10:12

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Can’t beat much for less than a quid!

Saying that, I'd probably pay someone not to have to drive a Daewoo Matiz...